Mar 13, 2020

It's the Coronavirus, stupid.

As the Caronavirus hops all over this merry globe of ours you may be looking for information about COVID-19.
For the latest official information on your favorite show-stopping event (and really, ALL the shows are stopping, aren't they?) please visit https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/about/index.html and get your facts stra9ignt, Mr. President.
As of 3/13/2020 15:33 the scoreboard looks like this:
Countries, areas or territories with cases

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