Robot Politician

Robot man

with robot plans,

instructs his mindless automatons

to vote republican.

A town hall

no town at all,

virtual place in his compute space

hate is influential.

All his thoughts,

and all he thinks,

must all be jewels because he's rich,

so we tweet as he sinks.

Federally Interesting

Feds raising interest to fight supply chain issues,

feds raising interest to combat corporate gouging,

feds raising interest to protect the status quo,

feds raising interest because they just don't know.

Supremely Courted

Take the judge out on a date,

Take the judge out on a lake,

buying gifts to over-state,

Despite decisions to undertake.

Pay for the jurist's country club,

pay for shows and ticket stubs,

pay for house and cars and such,

decisions to come not un-sus,

No oversight - they think it's mean,

to second guess their high esteem,

to know what's right they guarantee,

all sacrosanct the nine believe.

F is for Florida

Times have changed,

Politicians are getting worse!

They won't address the truth,

They just hold press conferences and curse!

oh they blame the government

and woke society

and they blame the internet, tik tok and tv!

so, f*ck Florida!

f*ck Florida!

With DeSantis' beady eyes,

And flapping mouth so full of lies!

f*ck Florida!

f*ck Florida!

We need save the libraries!

before Florida closes them all!

Don't blame Ron,

he doesn't understand,

He saw a cartoon mouse,

And now he's recruiting for the Klan!

And DeSantis heard once,

that drag queens had some fun,

But now he outlaws dresses worn by anyone!

Well, f*ck Florida!!

f*ck Florida!!

It seems that everything's gone wrong,

Since Desantis came along!

f*ck Florida!

f*ck Florida!

Florida's not even a country anyway!

My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true,

Instead he was shot up trapped inside a public school!

Should we blame the gun laws?

or the lack of policy?

Or the police who failed to respond to the emergency?

Heck no!

f*ck Florida!!

f*ck Florida!!

With all the woke hullabaloo,

And that orange Maga crew

f*ck Florida!

Shame on Florida

For...

The rage we must stop,

The trash they reelect,

The slaughter and guns,

republicans come undone,

They cry and cause a fuss,

And their hate rants are aimed at us!

All tuckered out

Lying liar that lied about lying,

wore out the welcome from the wrinkly oligarch,

was not the lies that befuddle the hatemonger,

was getting outed not supporting them. 

Dominated

What does the fox say?

Dominated

What does the oligarch say?

Dominated

What do the people say?

Indicated

Orange you glad I didn't say vindicated,

orange you glad the clown is implicated,

orange you glad criminal behavior indicated,

orange you glad he gets adjudicated,

don't cha bet he'll be incarcerated.

Silicone Capitalism

Techno dollars, plastic accounts,

Incubate silently, suddenly cashing out,

Planning a clandestine flight,

Overruled the oversight,

When Feds come knocking on the door,

bail out the billionaires on the backs of the poor.

* According to the Washington Examiner: Silicon Valley Bank CEO Greg Becker cashed out stock options in the weeks leading up to Friday's collapse, netting him a $2.27 million profit, public filings reveal. 

 ** According to Fortune, SVB CEO Greg Becker lobbied for the the relaxation of regulations on SVB and the regional banking system.

**According to Bloomberg, Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel's Founders Fund had no cash left in Silicon Valley Bank by the time the Feds took over the failing institution. 

 

 

The Oligarch Lied

 Go figure.

EULA YOLO

Don't feed the bluebird,

don't pay the hoodie selling your secrets to the corps,

don't expect the privacy you EULA'd away,

to play the game, read the post, watch the video,

and make the toast.

I Think I Can

he little train traveled across the land,

I think I can,

driven by deadlines, no time for caution,

I think I can,

Record earnings overseers' rewards,

I think I can,

fatten the wallets of shareholders,

I think I can,

Health and safety ordered ignored,

I think I can,

to gild the pockets of one percent,

I think I can,

Despite strikes and warnings,

I think I can,

Poison air, killing the poor,

I think I can,

cheaper to pay fines than protect lives,

I think I can. 

 

(De)State of Hate

Ron hates the brown,

and he hates the poor,

Ron hates the queer,

he hates children more,

Ron likes his money,

and guns he adores,

Ron hates books,

equality he abhors,

Produced by the Ivy League,

no surprise his hate grows.

 

AI writes a story about Donald Trump

Prompt:

write a story about donald trump

Response:

It was a bright and sunny day in Washington, D.C., and Donald Trump was feeling good. He had just finished a round of golf at his exclusive club and was looking forward to spending the rest of the day relaxing in the White House.

As he walked into the Oval Office, he was greeted by his staff, who were all busy at work. Trump took a seat at his desk and began going through his emails, signing executive orders and making phone calls to foreign leaders.

But as the day went on, Trump started to feel restless. He was used to the constant attention and adulation of his supporters, and he missed the excitement of the campaign trail.

So, he decided to take a break and hold a rally at one of his hotels. He called up his campaign team and asked them to organize everything, and within a few hours, a large crowd had gathered outside the hotel.

Trump took to the stage, basking in the cheers of the crowd. He ranted and raved about all the great things he had done for the country, and the crowd ate it up.

But as the night wore on, Trump started to get carried away. He began making outrageous claims and saying things that were not true, and the crowd started to turn on him.

Suddenly, the Secret Service rushed onto the stage and grabbed Trump, pulling him away from the microphone. The rally was over, and Trump was left to ponder the consequences of his actions. The end.

Bluebird of Happiness

blue bird goes tweet tweet tweet
robot boss seeks vanity celebrity, integrity?
scent of death in the air
the axe is everywhere
investors pay the marionette
gilding strings to seem legit
an equal forum for us all
if white, male and affluential
your bluebird can tweet tweet tweet

Human Traffic

Trafficking women and children

yearning to be free,

transported across state lines against their will,

governors of hate,

rule by greed, jealousy, and fear,

Can't keep the lights on,

can't keep the schools safe.

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Thief?

Took a box of secrets,

took a box of codes,

took a box of memos,

sold a lot of those.

Told 'em to the commies,

told 'em to the shieks,

told 'em to the morons,

not a secret he could keep.

The Climes They Are A'Changing

 

Come gather 'round people
All o'er Earth you were warned
And admit that the weather
Around you has warmed
And accept it that soon
You'll be scorched to the bone
If your world to you is worth savin'
And you better start listenin'
and cleaning the air,
For the climes they are a-changin'

America the Murderful

To the tune of America the Beautiful:

O murderful our public space
No person can be safe
for automatic weaponry
among our most insane
America America
Our youth shed their blood on thee
they die in schools in neighborhoods
from sea to bloody sea.


Original lyrics follow.

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

 

Note, there have been over 200 mass shootings this year (2022).

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*Sponosred by the NRA

Trump and the Joe Biden conspiracy theory drive traffic and popularity

Trump drives the traffic
and sets the pace,
his fans are hungry for news
no matter how fake,
they rail against establishment,
of which they are the same,
chanting Joe Biden so frequent,
can't stop repeating his name,
love to hate Americans
refusing any blame,
snowflake republicans
cry cry when they are shamed.