AI writes a story about Donald Trump

Prompt:

write a story about donald trump

Response:

It was a bright and sunny day in Washington, D.C., and Donald Trump was feeling good. He had just finished a round of golf at his exclusive club and was looking forward to spending the rest of the day relaxing in the White House.

As he walked into the Oval Office, he was greeted by his staff, who were all busy at work. Trump took a seat at his desk and began going through his emails, signing executive orders and making phone calls to foreign leaders.

But as the day went on, Trump started to feel restless. He was used to the constant attention and adulation of his supporters, and he missed the excitement of the campaign trail.

So, he decided to take a break and hold a rally at one of his hotels. He called up his campaign team and asked them to organize everything, and within a few hours, a large crowd had gathered outside the hotel.

Trump took to the stage, basking in the cheers of the crowd. He ranted and raved about all the great things he had done for the country, and the crowd ate it up.

But as the night wore on, Trump started to get carried away. He began making outrageous claims and saying things that were not true, and the crowd started to turn on him.

Suddenly, the Secret Service rushed onto the stage and grabbed Trump, pulling him away from the microphone. The rally was over, and Trump was left to ponder the consequences of his actions. The end.

Bluebird of Happiness

blue bird goes tweet tweet tweet
robot boss seeks vanity celebrity, integrity?
scent of death in the air
the axe is everywhere
investors pay the marionette
gilding strings to seem legit
an equal forum for us all
if white, male and affluential
your bluebird can tweet tweet tweet

Human Traffic

Trafficking women and children

yearning to be free,

transported across state lines against their will,

governors of hate,

rule by greed, jealousy, and fear,

Can't keep the lights on,

can't keep the schools safe.

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Thief?

Took a box of secrets,

took a box of codes,

took a box of memos,

sold a lot of those.

Told 'em to the commies,

told 'em to the shieks,

told 'em to the morons,

not a secret he could keep.

The Climes They Are A'Changing

 

Come gather 'round people
All o'er Earth you were warned
And admit that the weather
Around you has warmed
And accept it that soon
You'll be scorched to the bone
If your world to you is worth savin'
And you better start listenin'
and cleaning the air,
For the climes they are a-changin'

America the Murderful

To the tune of America the Beautiful:

O murderful our public space
No person can be safe
for automatic weaponry
among our most insane
America America
Our youth shed their blood on thee
they die in schools in neighborhoods
from sea to bloody sea.


Original lyrics follow.

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

 

Note, there have been over 200 mass shootings this year (2022).

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*Sponosred by the NRA

Trump and the Joe Biden conspiracy theory drive traffic and popularity

Trump drives the traffic
and sets the pace,
his fans are hungry for news
no matter how fake,
they rail against establishment,
of which they are the same,
chanting Joe Biden so frequent,
can't stop repeating his name,
love to hate Americans
refusing any blame,
snowflake republicans
cry cry when they are shamed.

Mega Death Toll House Party On

Keep the party going,
Never stop the mortal count,
The house is out of order,
The bodies continue to mount,
The Justices blindly follow a beaten path,
A new generation wields impotent wrath.

The Musk Rats Love

The smell on the internet wafts into your feed,
dizzying, clamorous, to distract,
the toll of the dead surpasses worst fears,
rights to be torn away,
as the electric man postulates,
America the free,
to be decided.

Bear with a Mustache

If you were born before

nine-teen forty-four

you would recognize 

the mustache knocking at your door,

but if you were born last year

you would have no idear

the bear whos whispering in your ear

is the brownshirt that you fear.

 

Related news events: Russian President Vladamir Putin orders the military invasion of the European country of Ukraine.

Murder Inc, or Blue is the New White

Police death squads,

operating without care,

executions without remorse,

caught on film,

not in court,

brotherhood of terror,

wear blue coats,

not white robes.

Minneapolis the horror,

900,000 and rising

Nine hundred thousand people died,

900,000 and the numbers still rise,

Americans mourn their freedom,

No needles! no masks! they whine. 

900,000 is okay,

keep your masks and your needles,

everything is fine.

Remember, remember

Never forget January six,

Never forget the plot

Never forget the conspirators assembled

against the constitution they fought.

Protest Wrong

Brought a gun to a protest,

Didn't stand his ground,

Feared for his life,

Feared for his gun,

Killed two men, shot 3 down,

 

Lie-able

The liar's mouth told lies the tongue cannot untie,

the liar's men urged the liar to untweet his favorite lie,

to calm the unruly fox's mass and soothe the dogs of war,

now liar lies to protect his fortune from histrionic words.

For debate: No American is above the law, but no American president has been held accountable for crimes committed during their presidency.

800k Die and Mr Amazon in the Sky

800,000 Americans died cause Murdoch spread the lies,

And Jeffrey-in-the-Sky parties while warehouse workers die,

Can't light a candle because those workers died,

Timely pick! A robot for man-of-the-year.

Quarterback in Jeopardy

That critical thinker

doesn't believe in science

white celebrity sports millionaire

quotes Martin Luther King Jr

and those advocates of abortion rights

denies accountability for the lies he aired

whine on cheesehead

Joe is still your friend

 

 

 

Do No Good

Medical boards toothlessly whine

as licensees gleefully ryhme

spitting line after lie after lie after line

murdering fanatics with every cry

*Licensed medical professionals are spreading vaccine conspiracies that are making at-risk people afraid to take the vaccine, resulting in unnecessary deaths. These medical license holders are not being held accountable for their actions.

Covid-700(k)

was it all a hoax, (5)

was it all a lie? (5)

is this just a joke? (5)

did they have to die? (5)

but what about the reds? (6)

did they lead us astray? (6)

did liars, deniers, (6)

profit off their false claims? (6)

born/made in a secret place, (7)

plague allies using airwaves, (7)

spreading fear and sowing hate, (7)

America first, science late. (7)