Take the judge out on a date,
Take the judge out on a lake,
buying gifts to over-state,
Despite decisions to undertake.
Pay for the jurist's country club,
pay for shows and ticket stubs,
pay for house and cars and such,
decisions to come not un-sus,
No oversight - they think it's mean,
to second guess their high esteem,
to know what's right they guarantee,
all sacrosanct the nine believe.