Jun 1, 2024

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You've been telling me you're a genius since you were seventeen

In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean

The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand

Apologies to Steely Dan

Trump will give you $5000!

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