May 5, 2022

The Musk Rats Love

The smell on the internet wafts into your feed,
dizzying, clamorous, to distract,
the toll of the dead surpasses worst fears,
rights to be torn away,
as the electric man postulates,
America the free,
to be decided.

Trump will give you $5000!

Breaking: Santa Claus Spotted Wearing a Red Tie, Promises $5,000 to Everyone Who's Been "Good" (i.e., Voted Correctly) Ho ho...