Took a box of secrets,
took a box of codes,
took a box of memos,
sold a lot of those.
Told 'em to the commies,
told 'em to the shieks,
told 'em to the morons,
not a secret he could keep.
Donald Trump is selling Bibles to pay for his court losses. Now, if that isn't a scene straight out of a twisted comedy sketch, I don...